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Saturday, March 5, 2016

FREAKS OF NATURE (2015)

The town of Dillford, best known for its sandwich "The Riblet", is just your average small town.  Like anywhere else, in Dillford vampires are the cool residents (top of the pecking order), while zombies are the mindless, brain-eating bottom-feeders, and humans lie somewhere in between.  All factions generally get along, and even at his high school Dag (Nicholas Braun) walks the halls side by side with students from all walks of life ... none hotter than Lorelei (Vanessa Hudgens), who Dag pines for even though she only uses him to hide her weed.  Then the alien invasion happens, and suddenly the streets are rampant with rioting and violence, as humans blame vampires and vampires fight back and zombies go berserk when the brain food supply stops ... and residents of Dillford begin to disappear.  Now it's up to human Dag, vampire Petra (Mackenzie Davis) and zombie Ned (Josh Fadem) to band together to save the world.  While not the best or funniest of the horror-comedy genre, Freaks of Nature is insane and has moments of genius, with an awesome supporting cast of familiar faces to help out, as well. (rated R)  B

FREAKS OF NATURE Red-Band trailer (adult themes/language)

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